What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Goldfinger

From Russia With Love

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

What are some of the most annoying movie clichés?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.